Another update:

Didn't get the jobs I got called for this week. But before everyone starts with the "awws" and whatnot, I've actually got another shot at one of the positions. Knowing this keeps me from going on the tear that I was threatening to go on.

The interview I had this morning was a bit of a waste. I was completely unqualified for the position. Like sales? What? If selling Girl Guide cookies when I was young counts, then I'm a sales genious. But other than that, nope. It was evident very early on that I wasn't going to be "the right match" for the job. But again, looking on the bright side, I now have another recruiter helping me to get out of Weasel Central hell.

Fingers crossed everybody!!